





Valiantly Artimus, Sasifras, and Fliber-di-gibit continued on their quest. The jungle of Nwal was filled with thick towering green stalks of vegetation; and it was home to The Forlax. The Forlax was a large growling monster covered with a hard shell on top and an insatiable mouth underneath. The Forlax's stubby round legs couldn't bend, so it ate by sucking in and chopping up its food using the two huge sharp teeth that spun at the center of its gaping mouth. The Forlax dined primarily on plants; but it wasn't picky, it would eat anything that was foolish enough to wander into the powerful vortex created by its spinning teeth.
As they reached the edge of the forest their eyes first beheld the barren wasteland of Cong Krete. Their mouths gaped open as the featureless desert seemed to extend forever. They paused only for a moment, however, and soon the three snail brothers slimed their way forward bravely but cautiously. For all three of the brothers had heard of the danger that lurked in the Cong Krete wasteland; it was the traveling route of the Hyumeans.So. Jason and I have been on the hunt for about 2 weeks now. Walked through a bunch of houses. Driven by more. Practically drowned in the information we've been gathering through library books, community classes, and talking with friends and family. Our eyes are almost permanently glazed over with all the roofs, foundations, paint jobs, floor layouts, etc. we've been analyzing. Last week, however, a little surge of adrenaline was added to the mix.
We pulled up to a potential home sweet home and were greeted by our realtor. She said, "Listen, you're gonna have to brace yourselves. There is a really strong dog odor in the house. It's just a lady and her giant dog living here now, but I think the place has some good potential, after replacing all the carpeting." In we went, and did our usual checking around of the place. Just as we were wrapping things up, the owner came home. So did her dog. The back door (by the garage) was open, and as we heard the snarls and barking coming closer, we all scrambled for the front door. Our realtor was last, and couldn't get the front door shut before the dog was through. She leaped up onto the front porch railing and screamed in pure terror. I swear, I think she thought she was moments away from being eaten alive. The dog moved on from her and went after Jason, who was bookin' it outta the yard. He started jumping at him, and snapping. At about that moment, I came to my senses and stood my ground. I began yelling in my most intimidating voice possible, waving my arms and sorta charging at the dog, telling him get down and get outta here. All this took place in about 60 seconds. Finally, the owner caught up with her dog and dragged him into the house, apologizing all the way.
We all began laughing that nervous laugh you do after you've been super freaked out, only to discover that you have, in fact, survived unharmed. Our realtor came down off the porch railing and attempted to regain her dignity. Just then, the dog came barreling out of the back yard. (Apparently the back door was still open.) Back up on the railing went the realtor, back I went into intimidation mode, with Jason at my side this time, doing a much better job of being scary. When the owner had retrieved her dog a second time, the realtor still clutched onto the railing.
"Is he gone? Is he gone?" "Yes, Lynda, he's gone." We replied, bursting with laughter this time. Off the railing she jumped, crossing the yard and the street in one fluid movement. She didn't rest easy until she had gotten into her car and locked the door. She cracked the window and called, in an attempt at a calm voice, "Ok, I'll meet you at the next house!" And off she went. We had a hard time focusing on that next house because all three of us were still cracking up about the dog at the last place. (Lynda had gotten some time to calm down and see the absolute humor in her actions.) Anyway, it was a great laugh. And no, that home in not on our Top 3 List.
You can't see it in this picture, but Rudy is intently watching a snail.

He eventually picked it up and patiently (for an 18 month old) waited for the snail to get brave enough to come back out. It never did, but it was cute to see Rudy trying to coax it out with his little babblings of reassurance.
After giving up on the snail, he moved on to tracking the activity of a rollypolly (or pill bug, as they say here in Utah). He watched that little guy forever, it seemed, even after the insect decided he'd had enough of being observed. The rollypolly scooted under some rocks in the path, but Rudy diligently searched until he found it again. I was impressed at how intently he observed this little patch of the mountain. It made me remember to be in the moment more, instead of always focused on what comes next. (A valuable lesson when in the throws of trying to wean a little boy who is still very happily nursing.) :)
As we neared the end of our hike, we came upon a group of climbers. Rudy, of course, was enthralled-especially by the man who was bouldering (probably 'cause he was constantly jumping off the side of the mountain.) Anyway, there was a little crowd (it was Memorial Day, remember) gathered to watch the climbers. We all thought they were cool, I'm sure, but the only one who expressed it was my little Rudy. As the man would get higher up the rock, Rudy would watch with great anticipation for the ultimate jump off. (I think he believes the whole goal of bouldering is to get as high as you can, so the jump off will be cooler.) Anyway, when the man would jump off the rock, Rudy would shout a great big, drawn out, "Whoaaaaaaa!" Just like he'd been raised by beach bums off the California coast. It was hilarious, but you know what? I think the climber was really soaking up little Rudy's admiration.
Why do we guard ourselves from expressing our thoughts so often? Why not ogle when something cool is going on? Why not comment when you're impressed? I think it'd result in a whole lot more people standing just a bit taller, 'cause a complete stranger thinks they are cool.
And that's even after I stubbornly cleaned it yesterday while Rudy tantrumed like the world was ending. Sigh. Nothing worth having is easy to get, right? The irony in all this is that one of my key motivators for finally facing this struggle is that Jason and I have decided to start trying for a second child, and we want to increase our chances of getting me pregnant by having me stop nursing. I have to admit, there have been a few times in the last week that I have thought to myself, "And I want TWO of these?" Luckily, Rudy always pulls through with some adorable thing to remind me that being a mom (even a weaning mom) is great, and my excitement to meet our next child returns.
Today, he was so cute with Owen, our downstairs neighbor and friend. Owen came over to play for about an hour and the first thing Rudy did was bring him is most favorite book from the library (its all about trucks). When Owen wasn't interested in that Rudy tried all sorts of other things to get Owen excited about being at our house. It was like he was showing him how cool it is up here. Finally, he stumbled upon Owen's activity of choice: a tickle fest. Rudy was pointing out Owens buttons on his shirt when he accidentally tickled him. Owen gave a squeal of delight, and with that great response, Rudy went back for more. Soon the two of them were hooting and hollering with laughter. It's the first time I've seen Rudy tickle someone-so cute!
Checking out a night crawler
Off in his own world
Watching his step in the marshes
A trip outside wouldn't be complete without blowing at least one dandelion fluff.
Out with our newest craigslist purchase: a backpack carrier.
My barefoot boy
Showing Oma the flower he picked
Rudy, Oma, and Sam
Rudy and Oma
Jason's filling his counterwieght bucket with just the right amount of coins from our change jar.
It was actually the trebuchet that inspired the tinker toy purchase. Jason's had an itch to make a trebuchet for months and months. Now that he's on a forced summer vacation (did I post about this? UVU decided to cancel all the classes Jason was going to take this summer. Bittersweet news, since though it pushes graduation back, it does allow for some rockin' family time.) Anyway, now that he's on a forced vacation, he has time to consider the construction of such an awesome weapon of destruction. (They used these to siege castles back in the day.)
I'm so glad we have this cool new set of creative toys neatly stored in Rudy's toy drawers, rather than some mammoth (albeit cool) PVC trebuchet filling up our entire walk-in closet. Way to go Jason and your practical mind. :)
So, I have a bit of a conflict going on in myself. Here I am, trying to save the world by cloth diapering, and I've just signed up to receive THREE Sunday newspapers. Do you know how fat the Sunday paper is?! It's GIANT-and I have three of these suckers arriving at my door every Sunday. Hmmm. What's goin' through that tree huggin' mama's head? I'll tell you:
MONEY. Saving it. Feeding my family and having some dough left over to put away for a rainy day. Or a down payment. Or both. :) Besides, I'm cloth diapering first and foremost for economic, not environmental reasons, and I recycle all my paper anyway, so the whole 20 lbs of newsprint every week thing is not so far off my true priorities. :) Let me explain why I've got half a tree coming to me each week:
I've just been introduced to the coolest coupon organizing, list making, deal digging technique ever: http://www.grocerysmarts.com/. It combines manufacturer's coupons from the local Sunday paper with specials at local grocery stores to come up with stellar savings. And it's super easy and quick to use. Hooray! I'm diving in with three papers to maximize my savings. I'm planning on giving this a shot for 3 months or so, and then deciding if I want to continue. I've heard from a few people (besides the chick who was promoting it) that it's been really great for them. And the best part of it all is that the entire service is FREE. I only have to pay 12 bucks a month to have the 3 Sunday papers delivered. If I really like this, then I think I'll go super stingy and see if I can bum the coupons off neighbors who don't use them, and thus save myself the 12 bucks and the weekly trips to the recycling bin. :) Wish me luck!
Jason and Rudy beginning the great Sunday comics reading tradition. I used to read the comics with my dad. It was so cute to see these two at it. :)
Dear Jason and Rudy,
At this point in my life, you two are just about my whole world, and I'm glad. It's a beautiful world to live in. I love you both. Thanks for hanging around with me!
Love,
Maria Mama :)
Well, after some time to re-coop from her harrowing stay in a tiny plastic cup at the pet shop, Fred's fins really fleshed out, and it became quite apparent that Fred (short for Winnifred), was no female at all. She, it turns out, is a half moon male Betta. Which means, I got a $14.00 fish for $2.50! And it means I needed to change his name, even if Fred is technically a boy name. It was just weird calling him his old 'girl' name. So, we changed it to Bruce, because Bruce seems like an ultra manly name to me, and because the dude that is Bruce the shark's voice in Finding Nemo is famous for a transvestite character he did in the 80's named Dame Edna. So, there you have it. Fred's arrival to manhood is complete, and she (he) shall from hence forth be known as Bruce. :)