Trying to be inconspicuous

I walk into the room, and see Rudy with that 'look' on his face.

I non-chalantly ask,"How's it goin'?"

Rudy replies, "NO..."

"I'm not pooping."

Sigh. He's about as good a liar as I am.

I guess I'd better go clean up my 'non-pooping' son. :)